How many nurses, doctors and interventions does it take to help a patient go poop? (this is my life!)
C- Just one. A Chinese medicine doctor :). Force feed them herbs lol. U a doc?
KM- From my personal experience...1 nurse and unlimited soap suds enemas with melted dulcolax :-D
C- Rofl. How bout stool softener gelcaps in a direct IV lol
VT- i hate poop so much, all i can do is just laugh about it hehe. when i ask my patients if they're passing gas they always laugh and look shy hehehe.
c- Well in traditional Chinese medicine we have to ask what shape it was, smell, shade, size, sticky, forced etc lol. Not all the time with patients lol.
MS- ok so verdict, 4 RNs, one Miralax, one glycerin suppository (came out promptly) digital stimulation, one colace, and finally! Biscodyl suppository.
MS to C- Peds RN
C- :) lol. But it got done. Right?! :)
ABT- I hate poo.
MS lol, yup and with 3 small quarter size "butt nuggets" that could be used as ammo in slingshot!
C-I think if u trained a monkey to use a sling shot. Fling poo maybe just funnier
MS- haha! I love it!
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